About two weeks ago Gayle, her friend Paul, Eleanor, Ana, and I decided to go for an afternoon hike. It isn’t that difficult to find beautiful places to hike to in La Union. All you have to do is follow a little dirt path up the mountain side and you will view unforgettable sights. On this particular Saturday we were headed out to St. Augustine, an aldea a mountain or two away from La Union. Gayle and I had hiked this once before in the beginning of the year, so we led the group up the mountain.
During the first part of the hike you walk down a dirt path. On either side of the path are barbed wire fences. Beyond those fences lay open fields with grazing herds of cows, wandering lone horses, and mountains as the picture perfect back drop. After awhile the dirt path ends, and you are forced to cross a river. Thankfully there are strategically placed stones for us to hop across on. Once on the other side of the river there is a small field, and then you start your climb up the huge mountain which leads to the breathtaking views and the aldea St. Augustine.
On the way to the river the hike was going quite smoothly. Nothing too out of the ordinary was happening; as usual we passed a few farmers on their horses carrying loads of supplies on their backs. But once we got the river, we ran into a small problem. On the other side of the river a herd of cows were settling down in the field, and they were starting to block our path towards St. Augustine. Everyone, minus me, fearlessly crossed the river and started to walk right through the herd of cows. I was a little more timid…I’m not super comfortable being two feet away from cows. You just never know what those cows are going to do!
While walking through the herd of cows we had a hard time deciding if we should be more careful to keep space between us and the cows, or if we should be careful to avoid the cow poo that was every 15 inches (I swear it’s not healthy to poo that much). The entire time I was walking through the herd I kept muttering ‘just don’t make eye contact…just don’t make any eye contact’. I’m telling you, those cows can be intimidating! We eventually made it safely through the herd, and surprisingly no one had green poo squished in their shoes.
The hike up the mountain felt amazing. It’s pretty steep hike up the mountain, and I was struggling. I was pretty tired from being sick the day before and ok I’ll admit it, I could possibly be out of shape right now. Even though I was tired, the hike was more than worth it. Once you get on the top of the mountain, the path scales the mountain and gives you the most fantastic views. You can see for miles and miles and mountains upon mountains. My favorite thing about all the amazing views here is that everything looks so untouched. It's pure nature, pure God’s creation.
After a few pictures, a pit stop, and finding the world’s largest lemon, we started heading back to La Union. Once we got close to the river we realized the herd of cows was still there. But this time they were all lying down and of course blocking the river, which was our only passageway to La Union. Our group stopped short and debated what to do. Should we walk through the middle of the herd of cows while they are laying there? What if they get up and start to stampede? Most of them had huge horns, and didn’t look too shy to put them to good use!
Everyone decided that it was a good idea to walk through the herd…except for me. I was being a baby and was terrified. But on my defense, those cows were massive!! And what are we going to do if we upset them and they start running at us? There weren’t any rocks around to throw at them..only piles of their own poop. I was not about to defend myself with their own poo. The group reassured me the cows are used to people, they weren’t going to get upset. We started to approach the herd. The instant we came into close range, a huge white cow with large horns stood up. “This isn’t good guys, this is NOT good!” I was sputtering out. The rest of them were laughing at my fear and kept walking towards the herd. And that’s when the BULL stood up. Obviously the bull is the largest cow of the herd..and this bull was no exception. It was 8x the size of me, a huge hump covered its back, and its horns looked like it could pierce a cement block.
That’s the point where I decided it was time to TURN AROUND. I spun around and headed right back up that mountain! The entire group was laughing at me, “Erin, it’s not going to hurt you! Don’t be so scared!” But I didn’t really care they thought I was a scaredy-cat, I was not about to mess with those cows! “Be my guest, you can try and pass those cows but there is absolutely no way I’m going through them!!” I told the group. I may be the furthest thing from a farm girl, but I’m still from Iowa; I know what an angry cow looks like, and I know better than to mess with one. Once I was a safe distance away from the cows I just watched as the group carefully chose their steps through the herd. I also watched the white cow lower its head and start to stomp its foot. “GET OUT OF THERE!!” I shouted, “He is going to charge you!!” And this time the group believed me. They started to back up and put some safe space between them and the cows.
I couldn’t help but smirk and tell them, “I told you so.” I just hate being right… But now we had a real issue, how were we going to get back to La Union? The cows were blocking the river crossing, and there were barbed wire fences on either side of us keeping us fenced in with the cows. For a split second I debated staying on the side of the mountain until the cows were finished grazing there. How long do cows graze anyways?? The group decided the better option was try and climb through the barbed wire fence and cross the river at a different place. I agreed this was the better life decision.
I offered to go first through the barbed wire fence, remember I’m the Iowa native. There really is an art to climbing barbed wire fences. The trick is to first stand as CLOSE to the barb wire as possible. You need to put your LEG first through the fence. Next you have to make your body parallel to the barbed wire in between you so that your body doesn’t hook on anything. Once your torso is through, carefully raise your last leg and you’re through! Easy as pie. Once I was over I coached Ana and Eleanor giving them step by step instructions. Paul and Gayle found that jumping OVER the fence was easier for them. Well, we safe and there was now a nice pokey barbed wire fence between us and the herd. Ha! Take that you cows.
Now all we had to do was cross the river, which brought up another problem. Instead of having stepping stones across the river, there were thatches of trees blocking the crossing. So we either had to climb the trees and jump over the river, OR pass the herd of cows, climb over the fence again, and then cross on the stepping stones. We didn’t feel like monkeying around so we chose the latter. We walked past the herd with the fence separating us, and were JUST about to climb over the fence when the bull stood up and walked towards the river. Of course he decided that was the perfect time to take a nice long drink from the river. The bull didn’t seem too impressed that we were so close to the barbed wire fence, so we backed up and made as little eye contact as possible.
Looks like we were going to have to be monkeys! This time Paul went first. He successfully climbed the tree, swung over the river, climbed ANOTHER barbed wire fence on the other side, and was safe. I followed next and made it successfully over. As soon as I climbed the barbed wire fence on the other side of the river the bull finished drinking and moved away from the river. Now there was no need for Eleanor, Ana, and Gayle to climb the tree; they hopped the fence and crossed the river. All that climbing for nothing! But at least we were safe and away from the cows, I was more than happy about that.
We walked back into La Union with 3 more things than what we left with. We now had beautiful pictures to share with our friends and family, we had a ginormous lemon (the first lemon we’ve had in Honduras), and we had a new lesson learned; we now know better than to mess with a big horned group of angry cows. Life lesson #438 is written down in the books.
